round round

i lacked my wisdom on thursday!
my dear ancestors left me the most stupid heritage
and not only one !
1, 2, 3, 4!
dear dentist's fingers crawled through my OOOOpen mouth
while he was talking about his rendez vouz with his assistant
my mouth was being torn apart
there is no feeling like being stitched while you are conscious
mmmm
this was my first,
my mouth was virgin
and he wanted me to pick hard or easy
i picked the letter..

everything was fine until the injections lost their affects..
pain pain ouch pain
first it was like a small tennis ball..
and the next day was even more fertile
swelling, swelling
ta taaa
balloonish right cheek !

i am now much better but still cant bend my head upside down
so..
- i am unable to tie my shoe laces (since i dont go out that s no problem)
-i am unable to take the clean dishes out of dishwasher's underside
-i am unable to wash my hair only, (this morning i thought i could in a hurry then i had to throw myself into a complete shower)
-unable to hang out with monkey friends on trees using my tail

you can see me out in any child's hand flying over the city, the world is round, tennis balls are round, balloons are almost round, wheels are round, i am round,..